- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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