Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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