- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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