- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What are annoying? Ads.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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