- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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