- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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