- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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