- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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