- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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