- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Cripples are lame.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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