What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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