- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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