Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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