An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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