How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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