- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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