- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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