- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do I hate? people

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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