- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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