- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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