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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

who is gay wit mon james cornish

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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