- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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