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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A hill billy went fishing

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

kennah campion when she talks

I have a really funny joke.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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