Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Peas

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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i saw amango it splootered

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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