- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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