How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A man goes to the potty.

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