A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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