whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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