- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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