- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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