- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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