- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

"hey do you know the date" "58"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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