Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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