How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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12 in general

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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