- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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