What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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