- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

So a horse walks into a barn.

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