- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock Knock.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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