- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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