-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Rylan Clark

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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