What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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