Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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