- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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