- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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