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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A young baby died.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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