I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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