what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Anti Joke

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