- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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