- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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