What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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