Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Weaner

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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