- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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