- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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