- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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