- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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