Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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