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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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