- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Gay rights.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your big dick.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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