What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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