i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Rush Limbaugh

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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