What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Women's rights.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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