- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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