- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Andoni was here

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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