what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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