- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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