- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A women in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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