Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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