- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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