- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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