Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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