Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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