- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A dancer walks into a barre

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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