- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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