- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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