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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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