Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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