- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

autistic kids rock

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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