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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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