What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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