What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's 9+10? 19

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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