johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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