Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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