Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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