- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A terrorist robs a walrus.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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