Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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