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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game