You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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i like turtles

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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