Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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