What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Tilt your screen back .

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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