whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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