- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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