Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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