Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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