Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Anti Joke

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