How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Anti Joke

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