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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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