Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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