Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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