- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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