- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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