why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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