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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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