- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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