What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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