So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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