Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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