whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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