jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Cancer

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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