- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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