How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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