*knock knock* i have diarrhea

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I'm Coming

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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