- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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