What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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