Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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