How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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