- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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