- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what's funny about war? nothing!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Dyslexia ruels!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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