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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

a man was shot.... he died

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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