How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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