A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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