why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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David Cameron

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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