What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A hill billy went fishing

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hi penis ham telephone

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why? Why not?

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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