- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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