How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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One time i was sitting down

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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