- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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