- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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