- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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