Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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