- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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