Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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