Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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