Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is funnier than 24 69

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

An anti-joke

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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