Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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