- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A women left the kitchen.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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