What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Your big dick.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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