Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

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