- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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