Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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