- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

I dont have a girlfriend

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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