This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Women can vote? WTF

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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