What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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FUCK YOU

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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