hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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the WNBA.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

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