Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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