What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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