- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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