What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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