- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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