Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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