- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A women left the kitchen.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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