- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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