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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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