A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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hola said the chinese man

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Anti Joke

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