How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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