- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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