what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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