What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Poop

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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