What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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