Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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