Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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