- Anti Joke

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

time to spruce up!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

you will like this because i am black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

This statement is false.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hello.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

time to spruce up!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

you will like this because i am black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

This statement is false.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka