- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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