Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Once upon a time a was born

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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