- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How old are you? 7

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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