How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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