- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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