- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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