Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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i saw amango it splootered

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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