- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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