- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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