- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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