My cat just died.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Cancer

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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