what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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