What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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