What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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