Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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civil rights

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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