Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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