Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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