the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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No it doesnt..

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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