- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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