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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Women's rights.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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