- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How old are you? 7

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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