When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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