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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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