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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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