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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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