- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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