Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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