Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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