A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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