what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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You're a frog

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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