can you pass the soap?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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i saw amango it splootered

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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