- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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