What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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