- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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