Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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