- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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