- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Women's rights.

You sick fiend

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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