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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How old are you? 7

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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