How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Anti Joke

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