- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Go away still nothing to see

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

womens rights

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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