- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

sky's sty

Hail Hitler

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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