- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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