Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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