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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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