- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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