- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Ross.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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