- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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