- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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