- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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