- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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