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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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