- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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