What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Take part of what?

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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