what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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the WNBA.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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school homewrok

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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