- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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