Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

God is real.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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