- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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