A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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i saw amango it splootered

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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