People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Anti Joke

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