- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

rose are red violets should be purple

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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