- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

God is real.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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