Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What page are you on The gay page.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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