Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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