Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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