Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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