what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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David Cameron

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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