- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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