- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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