- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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