Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock Fuck off!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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