Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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9/11 my birthday

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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i'm hard

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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