Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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I have a horse.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Women's rights

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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