- Anti Joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Apple hates Blackberry.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.