A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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