Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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