- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A dancer walks into a barre

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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