Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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