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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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