A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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