what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Charlie Sheen

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...