What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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your mom.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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