- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A house comes around the corner.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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