- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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