- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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