- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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