- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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