- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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