- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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