A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Maths.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

An anti-joke

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

stinky boner

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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