- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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