what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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you will like this because i am black.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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