Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Refridgerator.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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