When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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