why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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