Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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