Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Carrot fingers

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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