Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Happy Monday!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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