How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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