- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So this guy was making a sandwich...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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