- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Dead girls can't say no.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Women's Rights

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Women outside of the kitchen.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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