- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Cripples are lame.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.