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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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