- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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