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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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