A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I named my son ps2 controller

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

i dont fisish anythi

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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