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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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