Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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