Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A women left the kitchen.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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