- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are red poo is poo

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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