- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A house comes around the corner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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