- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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