- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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