- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yellow People !!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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