- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

So these two girls have a cup .

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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