- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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