How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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hello

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dallen loves penis

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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