- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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