My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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