- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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