What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Womens rights

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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