Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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