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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Ross.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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