DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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