- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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