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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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