- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

Cancer

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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