- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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