Women's Rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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