Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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