- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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