True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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