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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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