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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Gustavo Andrade

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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