Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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