What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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