The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Justin Bieber

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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