Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Ross.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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