- Anti Joke

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind