Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Albino African Americans

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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