Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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