- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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