An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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