- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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