everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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