- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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