How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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