What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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