A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tall asians

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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