- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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