What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Anti Joke

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