- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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