- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

batman farted so hes retarded

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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