- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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