How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Cripples are lame.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops