- Anti Joke

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.