- Anti Joke

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.