Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Golf.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I agree to the terms and conditions

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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