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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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