How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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