Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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