What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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one of the idiot

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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