For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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