- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Cliterus

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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