What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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