In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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