yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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penis. nuff said.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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