Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Feminism

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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