Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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