What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

SEX

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

David Cameron

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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