i am a dino. RAWR.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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