- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

chinga tue madre Ryan

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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