Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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