Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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