- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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