Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...