Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Denard Robinson

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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