- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock Knock Who's there

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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