Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Haha, I get it..

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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