- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Death by kayak

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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