- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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