- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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