- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Gustavo Andrade

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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