What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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