How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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