What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Andoni was here

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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