- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

i saw amango it splootered

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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