whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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