What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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