- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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