Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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