A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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