Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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