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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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