Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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