- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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