Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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