- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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