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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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