If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

9/11 my birthday

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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