Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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