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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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