I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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