Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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