What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Haha, I get it..

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Anti Joke

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