- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.