Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Potassium? K.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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