- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Yellow People !!

men's rights activists

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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