what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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