Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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