What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ross.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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