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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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