The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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