Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Sarah Palin.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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