roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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