A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...