There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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