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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where's mom I killed her

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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