- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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