What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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