Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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