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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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