Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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