- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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