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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A woman walks into a bar.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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