How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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