- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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