whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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