- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Women's rights.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."