- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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