What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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