- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!