- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Weaner

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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