What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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