- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

you will like this because i am black.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Fat? Jesse Z

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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