- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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