Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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