- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Go away still nothing to see

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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