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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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