Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A man died.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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