- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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