- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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