Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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FUCK YOU

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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