Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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