Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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