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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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