- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

outside your comfort zone

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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