A Chinese man fails a math test

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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