- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Yes

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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