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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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