- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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