What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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