- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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