What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Cripples are lame.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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