- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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