Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Suck pussy

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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