- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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