- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Allah walked into AK Bar

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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