- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Women's Rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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