What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A man walks into a bar

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Romans rights.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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