- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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