Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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