- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

i saw amango it splootered

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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