- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock Knock.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child