What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Anti Joke

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