Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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