What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yellow People !!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Phew... it's gone.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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