Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

swag

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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