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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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