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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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