Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

every knight i see an owl at window

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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