- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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