- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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