Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Jordan is pregant

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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