I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's 9+10? 19

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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