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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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