Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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