- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Chicken

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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