whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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