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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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