- Anti Joke

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer