- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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