- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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