Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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