- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

i saw amango it splootered

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