Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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A cat playing laser tag.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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