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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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