What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's long and black The unemployment line

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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