Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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