I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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bite me

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Jimmy Saville

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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