- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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