- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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