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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I am a mime

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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