- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Lil Wayne

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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