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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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