Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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