Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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