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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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