- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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