why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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I'm so punny.

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Yes

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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