according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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