- Anti Joke

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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