What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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