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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Anti Joke

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