- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Cripples are lame.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??