Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Tilt your screen back .

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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