- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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