- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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