Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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