Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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