- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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