- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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