What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

womens rights

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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