What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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dallen loves penis

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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