What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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