- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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