ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

that wall over there ->

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Large 4

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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