Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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