- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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