An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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