Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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