- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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