a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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