What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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