- Anti Joke

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff