Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Massie is a fatass

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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