Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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