- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Fat? Jesse Z

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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