How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Brain fart

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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