- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats gay and american? a gay american

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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