- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

why does the man appear fat he is

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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