Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

9/11 my birthday

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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