Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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