A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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