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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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