- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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