How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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