What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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