What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

autistic kids rock

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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