Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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