- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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