Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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I'm Polish.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How old are you? 7

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Anti Joke

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