Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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