- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

I have read the terms and conditions

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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