Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

silver bullet?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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