Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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