What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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SEX

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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