- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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