A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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My Nan, that is all.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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your mom.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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