What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

You know whats annoying? Steve

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Anti Joke

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