- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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