What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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