Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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