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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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