Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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