- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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