How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My jeans

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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