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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yellow People !!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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