What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How old are you? 7

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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