What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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