- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Your mums a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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