what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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