Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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