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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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