- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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