dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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