A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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