- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

My mom

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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