How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Boner

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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