What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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