what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's the new green? Green

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

This is not a joke.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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