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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A house comes around the corner.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.