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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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