Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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