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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Take part of what?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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