What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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